{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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